Sunday, October 24, 2010

Milwaukee RULES!!

Milwaukee RULES!!

I have made a new cast of friends out in Milwaukee, Wisconsin.  First off, the accents are real!  It is so cute listening to these hot midwestern guys talk with an accent that softens any rough exterior they might be sporting.  Second, everyone was so nice and fun and welcoming and casual... no attitude or social ladder pre-established that must be climbed in order to be welcomed.  Granted, I am an outsider there for one night so the politics may have escaped me but from the disastrous past few months compared to the event at BOOM last night, it was a welcomed change and escape from a challenging daily existence back home in SF.

David, the owner and sexy fucker who tended to my every need... well, except for one, was a total sweetheart, put me up at The Hilton hotel even though I was in town until 8am, drove me to and from the airport and really put me at ease from beginning to end.  Likewise, the crowd and the staff at BOOM were so friendly and welcoming and funny... I actually enjoyed myself and didn't go anxiety-cazy and run away crying!  I couldn't believe it!  It has been a while since I travelled anywhere solo and even longer since I didn't have some sort of mini-anxiety-related-crisis!  Though I have to return home to a bag full of problems, this one night in Milwaukee helped refuel my depleted energy cells.

Okay, here is the gossip (this is all in fun in hopes that a few of the guys read this and get a kick out of me remembering way more than you probably wish I had).  Brad the bartender is a sexy school teacher (think roleplay fantasy, think Van Halen "i'm hot for teacher") but he has crabs and gonnhorhea so he needs to tend to that before I can slut it up and hit on that (he really doesn't... at least not that I know but he is a good sport and I do know he wanted to get me from the airport instead of David and threatened physical harm to get it).  Mike the cop is such the cocky cop attitude fucker who will turn from police pig to sex pig in 0.3 seconds!  oink!  Lance was the queit bartender... to quiet... nobody had gossip on him which means he is probably the most twisted one of all!  Brad the patron is so funny... all night he kept coming by when I was engaged in 'social activity' with the patrons and said to come see him.  He got fed up that I couldn't escape the adoration of the majority and ended up putting his finger up my butt and then getting caught by me and looking like he didn't know how he got there... ROFL!  that was some funny ass stuff and i adore him for it!  There was one gentleman, firgive me for forgetting your name, whose cock is apparently so impressive and so talented that it will actually bite you and can be found on XTube.  Tim, who also picked me up from the airport, accused me of having an accent... and I accused him of having a slur after 14 beers.  That in itself is quite an impressive feat and he is hot so it just made the situation that much mmore fun to tease him.  There was William and Kyle who drove for a couple hours just to see me!!! There were birthday boys, shy boys hiding in corners, up-and-coming pornstars and strippers that I had to educate were well on their way with their sexy moves and erotic,enticing, rhythmic dancing meant for the top of the best gay bars in the world!  I was spanked, fingered, kissed, sucked, teased, tipped, groped and hugged... best of all was the abundant attention given to my nipples and the major hardons that ensued!  You guys are the best!  Thank you so much for making me feel so welcome!

I hope to return and I hope to see the same smiling faces.  I was a bit hurt that the reputable "biter" didn't bite me or leave his mark... and my flexibility is for shit when trying to get down from the bar to greet the patrons, I felt like an old man trying to sit on the pot from the support of his walker.  Otherwise, I have never felt good standing on a bar at any club or bar until now.  I wasn't embarrassed by my sporiasis, I felt wanted and appreciated, I felt the things I have not felt for myself in a while.  So for these prior strangers (now friends) to help fill in the gaps like that, whether conscious of it or not, was really special.

12 comments:

  1. I was there at Boom last night and, no offense, but work the room alittle more and don't disappear so early. Some of us shy guys don't like dropping bills in front of the crowd but would have made it worth your while to walk over, and would have made it more worth it for alittle time after the show.

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  2. Hey Craig,

    This is Clark. You call me Kyle in your blog. Hell, you can call me anything you fricken want to, sweetie. I was with William - we were the two that drove 2 hours to see you. It was sooooo worth the trip. Not only are you an incredibly handsome, sexy guy, you are also one of the sweetest most down-to-earth men I have ever met. You're a very special guy, Craig, and please don't EVER forget that.
    It was so awesome when you wiped your sweaty chest off with a towel, singled me out, and then tossed it to me as I stood the crowd. VERY HOT! You have the sexiest damn dance moves btw! Fuck!
    I would be battling the anxiety thing just as you are, as I think we have similar personalities, but listen, just let yourself relax and enjoy the ride. You have nothing to be anxious about. You're an incredibly sweet and handsome guy.
    I had no idea you recently lost your best friend, and I about started crying when I read what you wrote about him. I am so sorry. Stay strong. Cherish his memory. He was brought into your life for a reason, and as hard as it is to accept and understand, he has been taken for a reason. Life is a challenge at times - we don't always know and understand why things happen the way they do. Just stay strong, sweetie. Take all the love and affection and friendship he showed you and pay it forward, in honor of his memory. By doing so, a part of him will live on through you, forever.

    Big hugs to you. I hope we will get to see you again sometime soon.

    Clark

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  3. I was one of those smiling faces last night, Craig (shaved head/beard/glasses, you said I "came out of the woodwork" and accused me of starting things down the road to a gangbang by being the first to bite and suck your nipples... And I was thrilled to be one of the guys to do a lot of the things you mentioned in your post.) Thanks for visiting MKE and for your awesome tribute - glad you had such a positive experience here. You're extraordinarily hot, sweet, genuine-seeming and it was incredibly fun to feel not just completely turned on by you but like we were turning you on as well. Definitely hope you'll come see us again soon, stay cool.

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  4. first of all... dammit! Kyle, I am so sorry I keep screwing your name up! Won't matter when i bend you over my bed and fuck you til you beg for mercy. oops, i mean thank you for writing and coming out to support. it was a pleasure performing for you andjmrwis70 you guys totally turned me on! I rarely get a hardo when i am working in a bar or club... but that was all legit and I know exactly who you you are. you kept reappearing throughout the night and each time your physical contact was one of pleasure. so thank you, it is all genuine and i cannot wait until i get back to see you all again and do more now that i won't worry about keeping it semi-professional! lol!
    Douglas, you are right... I was just burnt each time i got down from the bar that i had to sneak away. yes I could have used the tip money and loved to connect with even more people but I only have so much energy to give before i have to reload the fuel cells because i want each person io interact with to know they are getting 'me' and my attention with the excitement and energy they/you all deserve! So i will try next time, i usually go and hide much quicker than i did because of my social anxiety so for me this was an accomplishment. i will, however, keep pushing myself to do more and reach further to the wonderful people who made an effort to come out to see me. Thank you for your insight as i do value yours and everyone's that is authentic.

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  5. ROFL!!! CLARK!!! NOT KYLE!!! Sure you don't want to change your name?

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  7. Fantastic that you had a great time in Milwaukee!

    http://fairviewsue.wordpress.com/

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  8. We need photos, whose got'em?!?!?

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  9. Everything has cleared up, LOL, and I am glad that you made it home safely....well none the worse for ware!!! "Hot for teacher?" WOW...why didn't you say something that night instead of scaring the crap out of me? Looking forward to your next visit to Milwaukee!!!

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  10. I am really diggin' your site, Craig. Fun guys here. ;-)

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  11. Hi Craig - posted a couple of things about you on my blog:

    http://fairviewsue.wordpress.com/2010/12/10/slick-it-up-gift-idea-of-the-day-leather-look-singlet/

    http://fairviewsue.wordpress.com/2010/12/10/craig-reynolds-in-the-backroom/

    Hope you are well!

    Big hug!
    Sue

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